Usual Suspects

Catriona Madill: The ringleader of this entity, she is learning to make interesting lumpy bits of knitted wool. Today, her favorite activity is making chocolate buttermilk cake - I can finally do it! I can finally do it! Anything without an author was written by her (me), and she holds the copyright. If another author is noted, they have full copyright. She can be emailed at cat@bluesweatshirt.com about anything you'd like.

Erica Poff: A fiery blond who totally missed the chocolate buttermilk cake discovery. But don't worry, she should have the opportunity soon, and I promise I won't make her canoe over to eat it. She's also helping save the world. But still needs a costume and superpower.

Cameron Madill: A fetching young man who’s been known to thrash a guitar within an inch of its life. He has more than a few talents and we’re all hoping that for his next act he’ll start learning Klingon and perform weddings across the globe in this rapidly growing language. He also makes a mean salad. Literally. On a more tragic note, he recently passed up the opportunity to eat the chocolate buttermilk cake I finally learned how to make. So sad.

Benjamin Buhayar: Sometimes, if we’re really nice and listen carefully, he foretells the future in a raspy voice. He ate the last of the chocolate buttermilk cake that I was saving for a special occasion. Apparently that special occasion was his belly.

Brian Burk: So far away in Alaska, flying around in the sky, with the days finally growing longer and longer. We all miss him down here in Oregon and we all hope he sees the Northern Lights all the time.

Anna Dunn: Has left our fair city to return to her homeland. We are sad. Great mourning has occurred, and she didn't even get the chance to eat the chocolate buttermilk cake.

Dean Sharp: One of the funniest dudes alive (I think he's alive. He responds to my emails, but I haven't actually seen him in the flesh for a while). Dean likes to do goofy stuff. If you want to do goofy stuff in the Bay Area, he might be the guy you need to get in touch with. He's being all responsible down there, getting an education and planning on taking over the internet and music industry. So consider yourselves warned!