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Person o' the Week

An interview with Spring.

bHs: Hi, I'm so glad you were able to come.

Spring: As I am. In fact, I came a little early this year, but I knew you wouldn't mind.

bHs: I was a little surprised, actually, that you were so warm and dry.

Spring: But once again, did you really mind?

bHs: A little. I've always liked the cool and wet weather in March, with everything growing and bursting out. But I do confess that I enjoyed wandering around in t-shirts and getting a little (but only a little) sunburnt.

Spring: I thought so.

bHs: Thank you for becoming a bit more normal this week, though. Was it hard for you?

Spring: No, no, not at all. It's well within my prerogative, but I didn't want to leave too soon. I mean, Summer's not really all the pushy around here. I can usually last until at least mid June or even early July. But I realized I'd better pull back a bit.

bHs: No premature summering?

Spring: No.

bHs: Do you have things you particularly enjoy during your season?

Spring: The birds. And watching everyone sneeze.

bHs: Sneeze? That's a bit mean, don't you think?

Spring: Probably. But it's boring to always be nice. I don't see why I have to be the nice and temperate one, balanced nicely on "comfortable."

bHs: I suppose not. Are there things that you really don't enjoy?

Spring: Mmm, I'm not sure. Things are pretty good for me: flowers for aesthetics and sneezes for humor.

bHs: Well, good. Things are pretty good for us, even with the sneezes. Thank you for coming!

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