Person o' the Week
The question has been posed: what week are they a person o'? The answer, of course, is this week!
Where did Cow Kitty, formerly known as Lester, formerly known as Cow Kitty, go? We're very happy he returned home. We missed him, even though it was a short departure. We all worried he was feeding the Mama Coyote and her babies, passing on his trickster nature. But he came back. And I'm very happy.
Brief interview with Cow Kitty about reverting to his old name.
Cow Kitty - Yeah, so I'm back to Cow Kitty again. They tried to come up with a new third name, but they were too slow to remember a new name. Ha! But I did have a lovely summer outside on the islands. You really ought to try it sometime. Did wonders for my constitution.
Follow up interview with the animal formerly known as Cow Kitty
bHs - Sorry for bothering you during your very important schedule, but it has come to our attention that you are now known as Lester.
Lester the Cow Kitty - Weird, but true.
bHs - How did this come about?
Lester - My understanding is that a few people who have an ungodly
influence over my mistress demanded that I be given a proper name.
bHs - And how do you feel about this?
Lester - I'm crying on the inside. Oh fine, I don't care. Why bother responding to any name when you can sit on top of the computer monitor and get static electricity shocks? And then I can scratch some furniture ignoring any feeble cries. No one dares speak my true name, and until then, I am a cat alone.
bHs - Indeed.