I’m not sure, but I don’t think so. A little grammatical research is definitely needed.

Yes, if they are not permanently hurt. If they manage to hit you, it is particularly funny.

No, not really. I suggest you make not picking your nose a New Year Resolution. If you must pick your nose, do it in private and hope that no one is using a webcam. BTW, your car is not private.

No.

Only if you are the only person to ever use the shower. If others use the shower, you’d better not pee in it. If others are using the shower at the same time, you’d really better not pee. If you mess up and some pee slips out, don’t tell anyone.

Saturday mornings buying coffee
Protests
When it is raining
When you need a light weight jacket but are not wearing dress clothes.

If your head starts hurting, but you keep forcing yourself back to sleep, you probably ought to just get up. And if you keep dreaming about peeing in the bed, you probably ought to get up to go to the bathroom. Otherwise, the more the better.

Yes. No.

Yes, if you are mean. I am. But now the cat knows can identify that white fluffy stuff — evil cold, eh? But you should let him back inside right away. Definitely.

As far as I know, they are supposed to discretely tell you. I’d like to let everyone know that I intend to be permanently registered Sahagun Chocolates.